~There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force.
~If it moves, DESTROY it.
~Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
~One lone "good guy" can defeat an infinite number of "badguys".
~Make sure you eat all food found lying on the ground.
~You can break things...and get away with it.
~You can push other vehicles off the road....and get away with it.
~If someone dies, they dissappear.
~If you get mad enough, you can fight even better.
~You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.
~You can operate all weapons without training.
~No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.
~Death is reversible (only for you!)
~Ninjas are commonplace and often fight in public.
~Whenever big, fat mean guys are about to croak, the flash red and yellow.
~You never run out of ammo, just grenades.
~All women have great bodies and wear clothes to show this off.
~Shoot everything, if it blows up or dies, it was bad.
~Don't worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes, your rates will not go up.
~A thousand to one odds against you, no problem.
Good night and good luck
1 year ago