~There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force.

~If it moves, DESTROY it.

~Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.

~One lone "good guy" can defeat an infinite number of "badguys".

~Make sure you eat all food found lying on the ground.

~You can break things...and get away with it.

~You can push other vehicles off the road....and get away with it.

~If someone dies, they dissappear.

~If you get mad enough, you can fight even better.

~You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.

~You can operate all weapons without training.

~No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.

~Death is reversible (only for you!)

~Ninjas are commonplace and often fight in public.

~Whenever big, fat mean guys are about to croak, the flash red and yellow.

~You never run out of ammo, just grenades.

~All women have great bodies and wear clothes to show this off.

~Shoot everything, if it blows up or dies, it was bad.

~Don't worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes, your rates will not go up.

~A thousand to one odds against you, no problem.

Posted by Erelas RyAlcar Thursday, June 4, 2009

1 Responses to Things You Learn From Video Games

  1. lol lol - funny stuff!

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